Make me a bird. Fly far, far, away.
The thing about remembering is that you don't forget.
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The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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i follow back
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Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

If a boyfriend or guy ever did this to me, I would slap him across the face in front of everyone to embarrass and disrespect him the same way he just embarrassed and disrespected me. Never fucking objectify me to prove a meaningless point.

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there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time
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